Thursday, November 26, 2009

Higher Learning

Last Friday, November 20th was the fall convocation ceremony at McMaster University, and the day that most of the 2007 graduate cohort in the Department of Anthropology received their Master's Degrees, including yours truly! In honour of all of the hard work (and the fun) that went into our two years together, here is a guide to some of the "other" things we learned at graduate school.

Gaggle of girls- our cohort. We gossip, giggle, and talk about babies.
Babies- automatically 2 points. We'll talk about them- fat babies, cute babies, babies and peaches-for hours.
Sugar run- a trip to the Union Market to replenish (what else?) sugar, and ALWAYS coffee.
Coffee- the lifeblood of any graduate career.
Vegetables- just about the only thing one of us is not allergic to/ethically against eating.
Hummus- safe food.
Four field- a dead horse.
Linguistic Anthropology - sorry, what?
Edutainment- attending Intro Anthro lectures. It's sort of work, gets us brownie points and is also usually entertaining. Added bonus: it keeps us from getting on with our own work.
Seeing dead people- 5 points. And it actually makes sense between the 4 fields.
The cookie drink- our invention and regular VIP at social gathering.

1st Year Oranges-fresh from the earth
Recalling books- a regular occurrence from a busy library (but when you start recalling them from yourself, it's time to start actually writing that paper...)
Anthropology charades – hilarious, and full of inside jokes (much like this post…)


Can(n)on- the be all and end all of what you need to know in our department.
West Side Story snaps- automatic points if they can be referenced in a conversation. Half points if Scrubs is involved. And you’ve won the game if you walk it down the hall.
McMaster Hospital- for treating the sick, as well as "looking for husbands"
Double first cousins- NOT the Kinship Chart on the Intro Anthro mid-term…but what also makes it hard to convince non-Islanders that the population on PEI is heterogeneous.
The group formerly known as Book Club- just that. We were going to read. Then we realized that's what we do all of the time. So instead, we get together to eat and drink.
Denied- Ali's favourite word. And what we all wish we could stamp on a few first year papers.
The (free) book table- place for picking up those tomes to decorate our future offices.


Year Two

Potlucks- free food for weeks.
2nd year oranges- better with vodka. (so we hear, anyway! And something we know Joan from Mad Men could probably teach us.)
The last Friday of the month- is the day after pay day, and FREE COFFEE in the Union Market.
Snickeroo- not a sneeze, but the best coffee flavour (after white chocolate chip, of course).
Gymming- the best possible de-stressor I can think of.

The pub- the pace where we spent many hours instead of going to gym, and where we learned to pour the perfect beer.
Red, red wine- the new lifeblood. After coffee and beer.
“North American”- the ultimate insult on the fifth floor.
The VV Boutique- haute couture for broke students…we prefer to think of it as ‘vintage shopping’
Free stuff- couches and chairs, coffee mugs and water glasses, books…if it's not nailed down, we'll take it!
Clothing swaps- another good source of free things!
Crafting- a great way to avoid marking papers.
Chocolate time – I think it speaks for itself.
Moustaches- hours of fun and completely gender neutral (although we’re still trying to recruit more males!)

Gender- a social construct.
Construction paper, glue and markers- how we all initially pictured grad school
NIBS – safe food, but not for politicians. “I would love to be those girls who got thrown out of question period for throwing nibs” ~ Stacey.
Foam fingers- what our convocation may require. Comps, definitely.

“I have work to do” really means “I’m hungry, let’s go to the Market”
“I have a meeting” can mean one of two things: a) having your dreams crushed (by your supervisor) or b) crushing someone else’s (ie. A student's).
BOTs-Brownies of triumph….or tristesse, when made in the microwave
“convoluted”- something we’re hoping each professor is required to say once to each graduate student. Otherwise, well, we have some re-writing to do.

But we made it through! Congratulations, girls!

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